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Next thing you do? Remove all US military personnel – Snap! – just like that. Oh… you can leave the "private contractors," they deserve everything that’s coming to them. But please stamp each solider of fortune with an official disclaimer: Private contractors do not represent the policy of the American People. Alberto Gonzales (you’ll find him in the petunia bed, Laura hired him to take care of your garden), will confirm that this would not be a lie because of the sly omission of any reference to the US government or yourself.
So, let Iran have the place. Call it a "good will" gesture. What have you got to lose?
Not so fast, you bleat. What about the reasons for the war: Oil, Democracy, and Greater Israel?
Well, I hate to break it to you but you ain’t never gonna get the oil by force. Remember the Rumanian and Russian oil fields during WW II? Did Hitler keep any of the oil fields he stole? You’re just going to end up blowing it up too. Strange as it may seem, peace and a free market usually work best in such matters.
Israel will do just fine. They’re building a wall! What’s it made of, dollar bills? Yeah, I know, that’s all the dollar is good for – that and toilet paper.